If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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If The Wooden Car Woodn't Go....

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Wood it tow?

Is that a class .25 hitch?

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I wooden't think that wood be very safe... I wood pine for a better hitch. I hope these puns are oak-k.
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This is ridiculous lol It would have been a better picture with a trailer attached to it though lol
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Ask me that set-up looks Cherry...
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ToughOldFord wrote:Wood it tow?

Is that a class .25 hitch?

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I wooden't think that wood be very safe... I wood pine for a better hitch. I hope these puns are oak-k.

OMG... It is 1:30 AM here, and just read-wood your post...LOL...I needed this!!! I wonder if this guy has ever driven a 4X4! Or maybe he built this hitch to tow his 4X4! :lol:
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Is that legal? or could a cop nail him with a cypress-tation...LOL
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I don't think that hitch could hardwoodly tow anything! I'm killing myself here!
Somebody stop me!!
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We need to stop hammering on this guy
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Honey, could you hitch me up... and watch out for spinters! :lol:
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This guy is a forward thinker, this tow hitch doubles as a picnic bench :lol:
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Was this was a factory option for Honda :?
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:lol:

I wonder if he takes it on every 3,000 miles for lube, oil, and Thompson's Water Seal? :?
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ToughOldFord wrote::lol:

I wonder if he takes it on every 3,000 miles for lube, oil, and Thompson's Water Seal? :?
That right there is goooood :lol:
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At least these are clean puns, nothing knotty about them! :D
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Hey man that thing's valuable, it once belonged to Edward Woodward
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That's great!!, keep them coming guys!!
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